Taken last August in Manila. My mum is flying back to the Philippines for a month today.

“I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.”

“I pulled this gas tank from an old Chevy. I wanted to blow it up, so I did. What I didn’t think about was all the, y’know, little bits of metal that were going to fly in every direction. I almost killed myself. I woke up in this hospital and this doctor was like, “Son…” and I said “Don’t call me son, you fucking cunt.” And he was like, “You blew off your nut”… I just lost my nut, like that. I went fucking crazy. I assaulted a nurse or a doctor, I don’t know. I got arrested. I went to juvee. All I could think about was my fucking nut, man. I’m missing a nut. What am I going to do? I had to go looking for it, right? So I busted out of juvee and I went searching. I couldn’t find my nut… Well, there was this one night I was sitting there and I was taking a shit and I was looking at my balls and I was staring at this little piece of flabby sack where my left nut used to be. And then I saw my right nut for the first time. I was like FUCK MAN, MY NUT! Look, I have one, I still have a nut. Right? It’s a good nut, it works. God, or the fucking devil, or whoever the fuck it is you know he left me with one good nut. I still have a fucking nut and it works. And my fucking dick works too…. You lost your wife. And you lost your mom. I lost my nut.” 

“Me? I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest… Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… Stupid.”

“That is one of the Mearas, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell.” 

 ”They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard.”

“Do, or do not. There is no try.”

“Laters on the menjay.”

“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.”

“I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.” 

Shot from the hip.

Ciara and Shann in the covered market.

Autumn reader.

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Arthur in Starbucks.

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