A response to the shipping forecast. The concept behind this is something my dad told me about people listening to the shipping forecast to fall asleep due to the sound of how it was spoken.
Hey, motherfucker. Check this shit out. This is the work of that talented douchecunt Arthur motherfucking Hirst. I’ll say his name again: Arthur motherfucking Hirst. Look at it. Good shit huh? It’s an alginate mould that was then cast in wax that he spray-painted motherfucker. That’s some technical shit. The guy knows what he’s doing. He made all the little boats out of porcelain. Multidisciplinary and shit. Can you dig it, suckaaaa? This guy can pull talent out of his arse and fashion it in to whatever form is needed. Versatile motherfucker, versatile. Head on over to his tumblr or experience an ever-lasting regret that his work never graced your motherfucking eyes.
(And he’s speaking the truth, I used to listen to the shipping forecast when I couldn’t sleep. Relaxation.)

